Jive Turkey

Calling a Spade a Spade

Posted on January 27, 2012 by Jive Turkey

Hello, Internet! It’s Friday, and tonight we are taking Sadie out for a spaghetti dinner.

You may recall that she is a fan.

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You’re Killin’ Me, Smalls

Posted on January 23, 2012 by Jive Turkey

In just under three months, Sadie will be three years old. I was all caught up in happy, wistful thought about this milestone (Look how far we’ve come! And how quickly it’s gone! In three more years, she’ll be SIX, OMG!), and then I read this and promptly shit my britches.

Just FYI, this is one of the first things to come up when you do a Google image search for “britches.” Seriously and for fuck’s sake, what in hell is happening here?

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Rando Calrissian

Posted on January 20, 2012 by Jive Turkey

One of my very favorite bloggers does this thing that I really like.

No, it’s not like that, dirty birds.

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This Place That Has Me Now

Posted on January 16, 2012 by Jive Turkey

Post title courtesy of one of my new favorite songs, brought to my attention courtesy of Pandora. Music snobs can feel free to judge me for letting Pandora discover new music on my behalf, but hey, it’s major progress for a woman who once paid cash money for this CD:

And FUCK YES I still have it. And know all of the words to most of those songs. Jealous?